Precious Delights
Precious Delights are the most "precious" candy in our product line. These ring-shaped hard candies are made with naturally artificial caramel flavoring by-products. Each box of Precious Delights is guaranteed to mess up your brain and make you think you can take over the world. Surprised that it's legal to sell them? So are we!
Fudgie
Ever since it was invented in 2098 (Third Age), the Fudgie has been our most iconic product. Little more than a giant 1-pound block of fudge, the Fudgie comes in 10 flavors, including Chocolate, Maple, Peanut Butter, and Blood. We produce more Fudgies every day than any other product, baking thousands of bars at once in the fires of Mount Doom.
Shire Bar
Now banned in fifteen states, the Shire Bar is a delicacy that all hobbits will love! Each bar is handcrafted with caramel, milk chocolate, and a coating of toffee. And, if that's not enough to make your mouth water (and if it doesn't, you seriously need professional help), we're offering another incentive. Five silver tickets (we wanted to make them golden tickets, but that caused some copyright problems) have been hidden inside five random Shire Bars. The lucky winners who find these tickets will be entitled to an all-expenses paid tour of the Sauron's Sweets Factory itself! Survival not guaranteed.
Wookiee Cluster
Feed your inner Wookiee with this snack-sized confection invented by Chewy himself! Each patty of chewy caramel is coated with rich, decadent milk chocolate and sprinkled with coconut.
Human Body Parts
The name says it all! This is our most popular product to date, considering that most of our customers are orcs.