Where exactly is the Sauron's Sweets factory located?
For almost a century, our factory was located on the eastern face of Orodruin (Mount Doom to you men-folk). But around the end of the Third Age, the mountain had the fortune of erupting, and our beloved factory collapsed and plunged into a flood of lava. The video of its destruction went viral, until Youtube finally banned it for being "overly gruesome". Perhaps we should have edited out the screams of the dying workers before we posted it online.
Anyway, our headquarters are now located on the distant planet of Tatooine. Business hasn't been the same since then, now that most of our customers are Sand People.
Anyway, our headquarters are now located on the distant planet of Tatooine. Business hasn't been the same since then, now that most of our customers are Sand People.
Which of your candy tastes the best?
According to a recent poll, human body parts are the most popular product in our inventory. We suspect that the orcs rigged the polling system.
How do you make your Fudgies so delicious?
I'm glad you asked. First, we blend the ingredients together in a large vat until they are thouroughly mixed, and then we bake them in the fires of Mount Doom at temperatures of up to 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit. After that, we cut the giant block of fudge into 1-pound bars. This way, we can produce over one million units every day.
What do you do with all of your candy?
Most of the candy we produce is fed to the troll that guards the factory. We're very happy to know that this troll is working around the clock to protect us, even though he's already eaten most of the workers. Sadly, most of our past trolls have died after eating our candy.
Why did you decide to put your headquarters in Mordor?
We honestly have no idea.
Is it true that you bribed the health inspector for years to keep your company from shutting down?
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